There is nothing sacred on Twitter. There are Nazis on there. There are people who reveal movie spoilers. There are the attention-desperate, the emotion-oversharers, and people who TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
It’s a free-for-all. Our president will probably get us nuked by North Korea via tweeting. That being said, our privacy rights as Americans is just one more thing to make into a joke. Live fast, die laughing.
My boyfriend: *leaves the room*
The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.
Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?
FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage
Me: that's rough janet.
— Josh Hall (@joshwillhall) January 28, 2018
*taking tape off my laptop camera so my assigned fbi agent can see me again*
im sorry. i was upset. i shouldnt have taken it out on u by blocking u out of my life. i wasnt mad at u.. i was mad at myself
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) January 26, 2018
Me: *scrolling through my ex's Instagram and feeling sorry for myself*
The FBI Agent Assigned To Surveil Me: I talked to the agent who watches him and last week he bought one ticket for Paddington 2, then spent $120 at Build a Bear. He’s falling apart, sweetie. Keep thriving.
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) January 29, 2018
I wonder what the FBI agent watching me thru my laptop camera thinks about me whenever I cry over a TV show
— Lissa (@AlissaS19) January 29, 2018
fbi agent watching me thru laptop cam try to suck my own dick, again: GUYS GET OVER HERE. I THINK HES FINALLY GONNA GET IT
— ԼƖԼ ƁƠƬƬƠMƬЄҲƬ (@_ericcurtin) January 29, 2018
my fbi agent watching me have my 5th breakdown of the day pic.twitter.com/6WPjGs4v3I
— dani (@risejbj) January 27, 2018
Me: *gets curved in dms*
FBI agent: it's all good you still got other hoes
Me: yeah you right
— ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ (@OkigboHTX) January 30, 2018
Source : https://yesplz.co/thats-rough-janet/